Fun quotes.

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
  - Heywood Broun

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
  - Cullen Hightower

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
  - Wilson Mizner

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
  - Lily Tomlin

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
  - Rodney Dangerfield

My favorite animal is steak.
  - Fran Lebowitz

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
  - Ogden Nash

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