Lucas, Stop Now: Darth Vader TV/DVD Has Lightsaber Remote
I'm so sick and tired of Star Wars being peddled to every single person on the planet. Star Wars used to be cool. Of course this was before the new episodes (I, II and III). I was even all jazzed about Episode I when it came out. Darth Maul was the bomb! Now let's look at what "cool" crap you can get in Star Wars version.
Bowling Balls
Hoodies
Clocks
http://gizmodo.com/5054306/3d-darth-vader-wall-clock-springs-into-action-when-the-lights-go-out
http://gizmodo.com/5045796/r2+d2-alarm-clock-requires-x+wing-bedsheets
Watch
Cell phone alerts
Emperor's Throne
Flashlights
RUBBER DUCKS!
So as you can see there are a lot of ways George has turned a great thing into a huge money machine with no bar too low.
I'm so sick and tired of Star Wars being peddled to every single person on the planet. Star Wars used to be cool. Of course this was before the new episodes (I, II and III). I was even all jazzed about Episode I when it came out. Darth Maul was the bomb! Now let's look at what "cool" crap you can get in Star Wars version.
Bowling Balls
Hoodies
Clocks
http://gizmodo.com/5054306/3d-darth-vader-wall-clock-springs-into-action-when-the-lights-go-out
http://gizmodo.com/5045796/r2+d2-alarm-clock-requires-x+wing-bedsheets
Watch
Cell phone alerts
Emperor's Throne
Flashlights
RUBBER DUCKS!
So as you can see there are a lot of ways George has turned a great thing into a huge money machine with no bar too low.
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