Monday, February 19, 2007

Chill Britney!

Britney Spears checked in and out of a rehab clinic then shaved her head and got some tattoos over the weekend. I for one am amazed that she lasted this long without a breakdown. I think she needs to go into hiding for a few years. Here's an idea! Secretly move in with Harrison Ford up in Montana. He's very low-key and you could chill there for a while until you figure out who you are and get your head back on straight. OR buy a nice little trailer in a nice little park and stay there because you are white trash.

2 comments:

DanMac said...

this is the first ive heard of this. i am also surprised something this extreme didnt happen earlier. well, im off to google some pics...

Matt said...

HAHAHAHAHAH, hangon, let me breathe....nope, still funny!!! HAHAHAHA, 'go buy a trailer'...HAHAHAHA!!!!