Chill Britney!

Britney Spears checked in and out of a rehab clinic then shaved her head and got some tattoos over the weekend. I for one am amazed that she lasted this long without a breakdown. I think she needs to go into hiding for a few years. Here's an idea! Secretly move in with Harrison Ford up in Montana. He's very low-key and you could chill there for a while until you figure out who you are and get your head back on straight. OR buy a nice little trailer in a nice little park and stay there because you are white trash.